Comments on: Does Maxim have a Jewess problem? http://blogs.jta.org/telegraph/2007/10/26/43/does-maxim-have-a-jewess-problem/ Odds & ends from the staff of JTA Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:12:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Ed Rendell http://blogs.jta.org/telegraph/2007/10/26/43/does-maxim-have-a-jewess-problem/#comment-320 Ed Rendell Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:27:33 +0000 http://blogs.jta.org/telegraph/2007/10/26/does-maxim-have-a-jewess-problem/#comment-320 Hi, dumb-dumb. Three of them aren't actually Jews. But I could find five unsexier women without leaving my apartment building. Amy Winehouse and Britney aren't prize pigs by any means, but they do remind me of the Queen song: "Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round." Sara Jessica Parker is what anthropologists refer to as a "Butter Girl." Still and all, Jewesses are prone to being dogs. I went to Penn and can confirm that's the case. Oof-fa! The hot girls at the Hillel are double-baggers and a pretty asian girl who isn't stuck in her books can write her ticket. There's a reason why every hausfrau on Long Island spontaneously develops a diagnosis of terminal "deviated septum" that absolutely *needs* surgery. I wouldn't know you from a hole in the wall, but I bet you are either dumpy or have a big schnozz. I bet you also have a withering yenta voice and a pushy attitude. Hi, dumb-dumb. Three of them aren’t actually Jews. But I could find five unsexier women without leaving my apartment building. Amy Winehouse and Britney aren’t prize pigs by any means, but they do remind me of the Queen song: “Fat bottomed girls make the rockin’ world go ’round.” Sara Jessica Parker is what anthropologists refer to as a “Butter Girl.”

Still and all, Jewesses are prone to being dogs. I went to Penn and can confirm that’s the case. Oof-fa! The hot girls at the Hillel are double-baggers and a pretty asian girl who isn’t stuck in her books can write her ticket.

There’s a reason why every hausfrau on Long Island spontaneously develops a diagnosis of terminal “deviated septum” that absolutely *needs* surgery. I wouldn’t know you from a hole in the wall, but I bet you are either dumpy or have a big schnozz. I bet you also have a withering yenta voice and a pushy attitude.

]]> By: Alan Abbey http://blogs.jta.org/telegraph/2007/10/26/43/does-maxim-have-a-jewess-problem/#comment-115 Alan Abbey Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:54:15 +0000 http://blogs.jta.org/telegraph/2007/10/26/does-maxim-have-a-jewess-problem/#comment-115 Hey, Ami - How about Maxim's Aug. 2007 cover feature on the girls of the IDF? With a controversial launch party in NY, and, now, a Hebrew edition here in Israel. Fact is, they're right about those women, too, with the possible exception of Britney (3 years ago) and did you Sandra Oh in that winetasting movie? Hey, Ami - How about Maxim’s Aug. 2007 cover feature on the girls of the IDF? With a controversial launch party in NY, and, now, a Hebrew edition here in Israel.

Fact is, they’re right about those women, too, with the possible exception of Britney (3 years ago) and did you Sandra Oh in that winetasting movie?

]]> By: Only Jewess problem w/Maxim is their exclusion of me | Writes Like She Talks http://blogs.jta.org/telegraph/2007/10/26/43/does-maxim-have-a-jewess-problem/#comment-41 Only Jewess problem w/Maxim is their exclusion of me | Writes Like She Talks Mon, 05 Nov 2007 20:20:49 +0000 http://blogs.jta.org/telegraph/2007/10/26/does-maxim-have-a-jewess-problem/#comment-41 [...] now.  And [...] [...] now.  And [...]

]]> By: Iconia» Blog Archive » Maxim’s “Jewish Problem,” A God Retreat Center, Jewish Dolls http://blogs.jta.org/telegraph/2007/10/26/43/does-maxim-have-a-jewess-problem/#comment-16 Iconia» Blog Archive » Maxim’s “Jewish Problem,” A God Retreat Center, Jewish Dolls Sat, 27 Oct 2007 17:44:17 +0000 http://blogs.jta.org/telegraph/2007/10/26/does-maxim-have-a-jewess-problem/#comment-16 [...] Eden asks on his new blog The Telegraph: “Does Maxim have a Jewess problem?” The evidence? Maxim’s five “unsexiest women alive” all have some Jewish angle. [...] [...] Eden asks on his new blog The Telegraph: “Does Maxim have a Jewess problem?” The evidence? Maxim’s five “unsexiest women alive” all have some Jewish angle. [...]

]]> By: Jewess » Maxim’s Jewess Problem http://blogs.jta.org/telegraph/2007/10/26/43/does-maxim-have-a-jewess-problem/#comment-10 Jewess » Maxim’s Jewess Problem Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:57:04 +0000 http://blogs.jta.org/telegraph/2007/10/26/does-maxim-have-a-jewess-problem/#comment-10 [...] into JTA’s Managing Editor Ami Eden on the street this morning and he was all excited about this post, “Does Maxim Have a Jewess Problem?”, he was about to write on his new blog, The [...] [...] into JTA’s Managing Editor Ami Eden on the street this morning and he was all excited about this post, “Does Maxim Have a Jewess Problem?”, he was about to write on his new blog, The [...]

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