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That Aching Matzah Belly

The Passover haggadah hopes that next year we will all be free, but what about now? Does consuming all that matzah have you feeling a little less "free" than usual?
 
To keep you on the march to freedom, no less a food authority  than Bon Appetit magazine has published a timely "5 Ways to Cure Matzo Belly."
 
Start out by not eating so much of the stuff, the article suggests:
 
..matzo is sneaky, and when the dietary laws of Passover are in action, this infamous unleavened bread suddenly makes a fantastic vehicle for a thick coating of butter, a drizzle of honey, and a pinch of salt. And suddenly the box is empty. But resist. Why? Stomach pains.
 
Thankfully the article provides us with five ways to cure what the author calls, "The Muchos Matzos."
 

What, You Took Us Seriously?

 
A haredi community in Jerusalem earned a harsh life lesson this Passover when they “sold” their hametz to a non-Jewish man, believing he would “return” the goods to them when the eight-day holiday was over.
 
That was before they stashed their expensive liquor in the same storage room, as detailed in this Jerusalem Post report
 
After the transaction took place and shortly before the holiday began, however, the gentile arrived with his vehicle and proceeded to take the goods, which were legally his. Objecting to his actions was not an option, since that would prove that the deal was not sincere, which would mean that the hametz would have belonged to the Jews.
 
Next year, maybe they’ll sell it online. 

Whatsamatta with Quinoa?

Besides the difficulty people have with pronouncing it (try KEEN-wah, or Ki-NOH-ah), this nutritious, gluten-free pseudo-grain has become a bone of rabbinic contention.
 
Is it, or isn’t it, kosher for Pesach?
 
According to an article in today’s New York Times, the Chicago Rabbinical Council gives the green light to certain brands of quinoa from Bolivia, while the Orthodox Union leaves the decision up to your rabbi.
 
Here’s the full opinion from this year’s “Ask OU Kosher” Passover column, one of many resources on the OU Kosher Department’s popular website:
 
Q: What about quinoa?
A: As mentioned previously, Ashkenazic Jews refrain from consuming kitniyos because: 1) kitniyos can be confused with chametz and 2) kitniyos might be mixed with any of the five grains. Although quinoa is not a grain (it is actually a chenopod), it looks very similar to grain. Additionally, quinoa can be ground into flour and is often processed at factories that handle wheat or other grains. Therefore, if we assume any item that meets these two criteria should be considered kitniyos, quinoa should therefore be prohibited as well. That is why a number of rabbinical authorities believe that it is kitniyos.
However, there are a number of other great rabbinical authorities who believe that kitniyos is not an abstract, all-inclusive category. According to these opinions, the custom only applies to particular species that Ashkenazic Jews have traditionally decided to refrain from. Therefore, since there was never such a widespread custom to refrain from quinoa, it should be acceptable.
Since there varying opinions amongst many rabbinical authorities, it is best to ask your local rabbi which opinion you should follow. However, if you follow the opinion that quinoa is permitted, care should be taken before cooking to sift through it and ensure that there are no chametz grains mixed in.

Pass Go, collect frogs

Searching for a way to get your game on at the Seder? There's a new Jewish board game called Matzakoman, where players free the slaves and gather resources to make matzah. It's created and published by a Long Beach game designer, Flaster Siskin, who has designed and published three other Jewish board games:


Help Moses free slaves and gather resources to make matzah for the long journey ahead while the ten plagues ravage the land making it all the more difficult and dangerous. Gather water before it turns into blood or swarms of frogs invade, save livestock before wild beasts devour them and even fight slave drivers to free fellow slaves. Great dangers are ahead but your people need you to save them and deliver them to freedom.

 

Are Christian Seders kosher?

A growing number of churches and other Christian institutions hold Passover Seders, usually as a way of reconnecting with Jesus’s Jewish roots.

On USA Today’s “Faith & Reason” blog, Cathy Lynn Grossman questions the  integrity of the practice:

At Brigham Young University, Mormons offer a series of elaborate 'traditional" Seders, starting last weekend. The Salt Lake Tribune says these events with a Mormon spin started in 1973 by Professor Victor Ludlow, a specialist in Jewish studies at BYU... He says Seders enrich "appreciation of the ancient Old Testament," and help Christians better understand Easter.

Not surprisingly, on the four occasions during the service when guests must drink "the fruit of the vine," the mostly Mormon group sips grape juice, not the traditional wine.

Cute. But is it kosher, so to speak? Or is it distorting Christian history and ripping off Jewish spirituality?

Matzo or ciabatta?

The hardest part of Passover? Giving up wheat for a week, hands down.

But as Rachel Neiman reports for Israel 21C, Israelis this year can buy a gluten-free ciabatta bread that’s kosher for Passover – if you follow Sephardic customs, which permit eating pulses.

And ciabatta’s quite the fashion in Israel.

Some years ago, Israelis took a liking to an Italian bread known as ciabatta. Since then, the local version of these small, elongated loaves has — like a lump of out of control sourdough — morphed into something so wildly different from the original that visiting Italians barely recognize that which most Israelis today call a “jepata” or, worse yet and more embarrassingly, “Geppetto.”

Most Jews observing Passover, however, will continue to munch on matzo, like this made by Matzot Aviv in Bnei Brak.

 

And for the more observant, shmura matzo like this version made by Manischewitz in Newark, N.J.

A Fifth Question

Alef, a webzine from Birthright Israel NEXT, asked a number of Jewish organizations to pose a fifth question for the Passover Seder.

Here’s what the Jewish Outreach Institute proposes:

On this night we celebrate proud Jewish traditions with friends and family, but who else in our lives might find meaning and value in our Passover Seder that we haven’t yet invited to join us?

And this, from Repair The World:

God could have just taken us out of Egypt without having to see the suffering of the Egyptians. Why was it important for us to actually be witness to the plagues inflicted upon the Egyptians?

Join the conversation here.

Virtual seder, real kids

Host a virtual Seder to help sick kids being treated at the Schneider Children’s Medical Center of Israel.

Log on, pay $36 to be a host, and invite your friends to pony up for each item needed to set the table -- matzah cover, plate of gefilte fish, each one costs $18.

It’s a fun, easy way to raise money for a good cause.

The table you host is virtual.
The children you help are real.

Top ten Mah Nishtanah videos

Thanks to YouTube, seder-planners around the globe have an inside look at one of Judaism's most high-pressure Passover rituals. Mah Nishtanah (a.k.a. the four questions) is the part in the Haggadah when the youngest child asks, in song, "Why is this night different from all other nights?"

In honor of all the hard-working kids out there, here are ten standout renditions of Mah Nishtanah (in no particular order). Shout out your favorites in the comments section below!

  1. Harmonica-Nishtanah

 

2. Potty training your child? Kill two birds with one stone!

 

3. In Yiddish! (Need a tutorial? Teach yourself here.)

 

4. In Chinese!

 

5. Instrumental by students of the dual-language (Hebrew/Arabic) school in Jerusalem:

 

 

6. Sung according to the tradition of the Jewish community of Kochin, India (via Jewish music site http://piyut.org.il):

 

7. "Slap"-stick rendition:

 

8. Fill-in-the-blank baby:

 

9. The fifth son: the active child remix

10. ¡Muy bien, Samuel!

Tips for non-Jews at their first Seder

 
InterfaithFamily.com has posted a host of resources for non-Jews attending – or hosting – their first Passover Seder.
 
Learn why the holiday is so important to Jews (it’s all about family, the site suggests) and get insight into the Jewish concept of time (it’s holy).
 
The romantic implications are also explored in “So you got invited to your boyfriend/girlfriend’s  house for Seder – does that mean you should expect a ring?”
 In some families, bringing a boyfriend or girlfriend home for Passover indicates a strong level of commitment. In other families, holiday tables are open to everyone, and the more the merrier; your partner may not intend to signal anything by bringing you home.

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